嘻嘻......[不知道为何傻笑了一下]
我现在想起为什么了.....
我想跟大家分享我补习老师的废才-ness
你看完以后也会跟我一样在傻笑哦.....开始.....[英文补习_24/7/08^星期五]4.00pm:"ding ding ding**[老师用餐馆所用的来菜号召] plz stop talking....the
class is on nw...i duwan hear any voice ok?"------- 这时,老师就把我们上个
星期交上的作文一个一个地讲那作文是否有错误或语病[有补sir wong的同鞋就知道了],当然如果
你连续犯了几次的错误,他会讽刺你到放学,甚至是你补到他的最后一堂课,最后一分钟,最后一秒....
{但是目前还没听说过,这只是我大胆的假设} 嘻嘻
等等....24/7/08^星期五的补习班的故事暂停一会儿......我要在这里插入一小段在19/7/08^上星期五发生的故事*****[大概]4.30pm: "penny chong [我] , why u didn't underline the
title?"我就只是在傻笑.. {其中一个被他讲的~~[第一次哦]然后他就把一堆不是很多
的纸轻轻地敲在我头上,靖娢最了解这种感受,因为当她在讲话时,老师会轻轻地敲在她
的头上}+_+[由于那是report,所以必须在题目下画一条线]过后做新的作文[report],他
就问到: " penny chong,need underline or no need?" 我就回
答: "need!!!" [我都说了,他一定会讽刺你的错误到放学的]~~@_@~~
续23/7/08^星期五的故事:***+-------->>>5.00pm[左右]:老师就派完了文章...然后他会说: "plz check ur writing thn
ask me the mistakes,i duwan hear u ppl pepopepo [讲话]
thr....later i seek u frm the class...i hv mny students waiting to
come for tuition.....u can come for my tuition u vry lucky u
noe?" {perasan-ing}然后他就会拿出他的笔记本念出那些要来补习的同鞋.....[晕啊~]
他是自己讲自己爽的....
一位同学问到: "sir,y the sentence cannot be [she could not afford to
buy computer?"] 老师回答说: "could not afford means couldn't buy lar...common sense wat....y u want to repeat [to buy] again?
many fish!" [老师指的 many fish 是 [多余(鱼)] 很废吧?还有...不知道老师跟同
鞋讲到什么,他就说: "hng (哼) !叫到[某个同鞋的名字]salty salty wet
wet errr." 就是指咸咸色色(湿湿)---- 昏啊~~~先别吐血...稍后还有更暴笑的^^5.05pm[左右]:这时候,老师就吩咐我们做新的一篇文章...他说到: "class,i will gv u all 5 mins to find out the points for tis continuous writing,but i
will write out the introduction for u all." 全班正在思考中,鸦雀无声~~时间一分一秒地过去.....滴答滴答滴答*`*`*`
5.10pm:老师就把points写在白板....由于那篇文章是关于一位儿子把他爸爸的车撞坏 了,所以老师又再一次废: "wat type of car is tat?" 同鞋说: "BMW,MERS
blaaaaaa" 老师: "watever type of car is tat larr....thn hw's the
car looks like???" [他自己问同鞋那是什么款式的车,但过后他又说watever larr.... 炸到-ing ]
靖娢说: "the car kemet ad..." @_@ [同鞋们就哈哈笑but,for nothing]然后,老师
就一边写一边讲述故事情节.......[blaaaa-ing]
5.45pm:那是就写到body2[isi kedua]了....当然,那位爸爸一定会骂他的儿子嘛....老
师: "thn his son of coz felt vry regret rite?his head looking
down....thn whr to put his hand??? [同鞋充满疑惑] put his bird bird
thr larr!!!" 同鞋们就给予同一个反应,当然是,哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈咯!!!!![ 炸到-
ing ] 你是不是觉得这个老师很色????其实是有一点.....可是只是在讲话的某一方面.....
对人处事肯定不会....请别误会哦~~~由于时间的关系所以在他些着conclusion时就没
有讲废话了.....之后就讨论paper 1,objective question.....
6.55pm:老师: "ok,plz pass up ur writing 1st....cannot go bck yet~~"
同鞋们就纷纷地把文章交上去.....
6.00pm:老师: "good day class!" 同鞋: "good day,sir!"
这就是24/7/08^星期五所上的补习班的过程:++***^
p/s:如果你要去补习班,你就要有心理准备....他不是每次都是那么好的心情,讲笑话给你听...有时很凶的!!但,大多数每一堂课都会有笑话的!!!!
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~
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